You Can’t Make Me Drink the Kool-Aid: Part One

Unless you make me want to drink it.

You are a new teacher at a small liberal-arts university of approximately 4,000 students. Your task is to teach English 101. Yes, welcome to academic Hell. Before the class begins, you hear about a fantastic solution from the university’s Division of Teaching and Learning Technologies. The solution is a free, community-wide blogging site. The first day of classes, you explain the system to your students with great enthusiasm.

“You’ll be BLOGGING your ASSIGNMENTS!”

You glance around the room. A couple of students are about to jump for joy. A couple more look like they’re about to drop the class. Overall, the response is melancholy, nonchalant. It’s the loudest “ho-hum” you’ve ever heard.

What went wrong? Why do two people love the idea, while another two are considering suicide? How are you going to engage the vast majority of your students who just don’t care?

I don’t know, exactly. I’m not a teacher. It’s ultimately your job. But I can tell you some things I do know about this sort of thing. I’m not expecting to blow any minds here, I don’t have a “miracle solution,” and any teacher is going to have dissenters, no matter what. I’m only telling you what I’ve seen from four years at this academic institution.

Students Don’t Use What They Don’t Think They Need

Most students wouldn’t be able to define “organizational need” if asked, but I’m consistently amazed at how privy college students (especially freshmen) are to the concept, if subconsciously. Students as a whole will fundamentally reject things they don’t feel they have a need for. Working people usually don’t have the freedom to make the rejection. That is, “I don’t need all that crap, I’ll take a different section,” to “Use the BlackBerry, or you’re fired.” There’s not a whole lot of wiggle room in scenario 2; a student can slack off in some areas and make up for it in others.

That in mind, I’ll tell you about another good example. In middle through high school, we had binders. A lot of binders. A binder for every class. You know what? Fuck binders. I had 5 binders for 5 classes when I could’ve used 1 binder for all my classes. But we HAD to have them. And if a teacher was really, truly horrible, he/she would have a graded “binder check.” I failed my binder checks, because I gave my teachers the big “fuck you,” and I didn’t care. Everyone failed the binder checks, because everyone knew they didn’t need the binders.

There’s another very similar group to students in terms of needs assessment. The elderly don’t like technology, either. It’s not that they think it’s hard to use. An older person who says “it’s too hard for me to learn” says so because they are either astoundingly ignorant, or, more likely, that they just don’t feel like putting in the effort to learn how to use it. Why would an older person use a cell phone when the rotary worked fine for 40 years?

I’m not trying to say that the institution should shy away from experimental learning, in any way. I fully believe that if an educational option looks like it’s going to be viable, it should certainly be explored, at least evaluated, and teaching faculty certainly have a say in this process. If I were a professor, however, I would very thoroughly consider the needs of my class before selecting a potential option. If playing Half-Life 2 looks like the best possible way to explain interactive narrative to a course, so be it, but I really need to be able to explain exactly why this is the best option, or my students are going to be anything but engaged.

What happens when the professor sets up a class blog for the sake of class blogging? First of all, most of the students don’t really care. They are not engaged, and they don’t feel like doing the work. This aggravates the professor. The professor becomes disengaged in the students. But it’s much more frustrating to me, because I see (and there are those who share this opinion with me) that it is totally, blatantly wasteful. Wasteful of class time, both mine and the professors, and wasteful of my money. The time spent learning how to do the work could’ve been used to do the work, for a lot less hassle. Now, obviously, if I’m taking a computer science course, or XML writing course, there needs to be time in class to learn how to do the writing, but I shouldn’t have to blog (as an example) reports that I could’ve done much, much more efficiently in Microsoft Word.

Speaking of “organizational need,” don’t even get me started on Tablet PCs, the biggest waste of university funds in human history.

Tomorrow I’m going to finish this post, with some more encouraging ideas, including how to get students to actually want to use information and instructional technology by creating mutual incentives. This is a process, I feel, that is both engaging to the professor and students.

Stay tuned.


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